fuq u fuq u all
plot twist: victoria has no secret
this-is-min: taztothesky: I wanna go get something to drink but we have guests Hahahahahaahaha me
That moment of relief when you refreshed Tumblr...
me: lol no I'm not a fan I'm his wife.
Send me face in my askbox and i'll tell you. →
(★‿★) -How many followers do i have (っ◕ヮ◕)っ- How many people do i follow ヽ(・∇・)ノ- Which blog do i reblog the most ᕦ(⌒_⌒)ᕤ- How many messages in my askbox (╹◡╹)- How many posts did i posted already (─‿‿─)- How many post did i liked (ↂ‿‿ↂ)- How many songs do i have in my ipod/phone (́ಢ.◞౪◟ಢ‵)- How many albums do i have (́◉◞౪◟◉)- How many photos of my biases in my laptop/computer └（・ｏ・）┐-...
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
god: now it's time to fuck shit up
thatonetheycallchloe: i-like-pigeons: da-heell: hotbabysitter: nonononononononono no ohh nonnononononooononoo nononononononoononononnoooo
sexyyuglyy: I probably exaggerate 97 trillion times a day.
obstinatrix: infraredphaeton: shwatsonlocked: insert-awesome-title-here: jensensparkles: adrimnzr: ruffalowildwings: lilcalcifer: we found love in a mildly disappointing place now you’re just somebody that i know by first name tonight, we are average age i walk this fairly populated road carry on my adequately well-adjusted son call me, most definitely girl you’re...
syruppalin: its amazing how much you can do in a day if you dont wake up at 2
joetrohnam: YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM EVERYTHING
mom: if you dont understand what shipping is can you still be in a fandom
mom: because i always imagined it as you and your internet friends forcing guys onto little boats together and sending them away
♥ - My tracked tags. ☺ - My first URL. ♣ - My saved URLs. ♦ - My current tumblr crushes. ★ -Does _______ follow you? ♪ - How many messages do you have in your inbox? ♫ - Do you follow _______? ↕ - How many blogs do you follow? ⇨ - How many posts do you have? ✞ - How many likes do you have? ♔ - How many drafts and posts on queue do you have?
inimicaldolly: sticler: dorkstrider: shank-flank: beardedbeardstache: m-ckingkay: dopernose: Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess. Look at this poor, impractical bastard. god was young and rebellious back then that is metal as fuck they were like god’s weeaboo...
do you ever feel like people just forget you exist
thesockmonkeyrenegade: benelocksherbatch: ...
t0xic-hugs: ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Mentally dating a celebrity that has no idea you exist.
"Mommy how did you and daddy meet?"
Me: It all started with six blonde headed boys....
sailorswayze: In the scene in Titanic where Rose realizes that Jack froze to death my dad leaned over to me in the theater and whispered “Jack Frost” and I laughed so hard It sounded like I was crying and everyone in the theater thought I was crying.